Zhong's suggestions:Item Name: Salamander
Item Description: Salamanders are, if the legends are to be believed, fiery creatures. Isn't that a little odd for water-loving amphibians?
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Item Name: Sheep
Item Description: Mary had a little lamb; why can't you? Sheep are so adorable and fluffy... Plus, mutton is delicious!
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Item Name: Butterfly
Item Description: Butterflies sure are beautiful... so long as you don't look too closely. As it happens, they have terrifyingly hideous faces of Gorgonian proportions.
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Item Name: Apatosaurus Skull
Item Description: What? Were you expecting a brontosaurus? Sorry; I'm trying to avoid any paleontological controversy.
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Item Name: Blood Orange
Item Description: What gives this citrus fruit its hematic color? Why, ACTUAL BLOOD, of course! HAHAHAHAHA! *ahem* Figuratively speaking.
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Item Name: Tomato
Item Description: The nightshade berry. Is it a vegetable? Is it a fruit? Or is it, as Schrödinger or a debate-solving seven-year-old would say, both?
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Item Name: Green Tea
Item Description: It turns out you don't need synesthesia for green to be a flavor. Green tea's got you covered.
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Item Name: Cola
Item Description: At one time flavored with kola nuts and cocaine, this carbonated beverage is now made of citrus, cinnamon, acids, and lots of sugar.
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Item Name: Nougat
Item Description: This sugary confectionery is made with honey, almonds, hazelnuts, walnuts, macadamias, and pistachios. So yeah; it's a little bit nutty.
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Item Name: Heart
Item Description: Aside from, y'know, keeping you alive, the heart is also a badass thing to rip out of people's chests and a nice snack for werewolves and vampires alike.
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Food Misc.
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Item Name: Pyrite
Item Description: Look! It's a block of solid gold! ...Ha! Fooled ya! It's just a chunk of pyrite.
Category: Misc.
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Item Name: Soul
Item Description: What can you do with a soul? Lots of things! You can sell it; you can use it to power your sinister devices; heck, you can even eat it if you want!
Category: Misc.
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Item Name: Staff
Item Description: Someone mentioned this site needing more staff... So, here you go.
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Item Name: Frying Pan
Item Description: It's not just for frying! In the right hands, this pan is capable of dishing out quite the SMAAAASHing blow.
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Item Name: Pen
Item Description: Surely you've heard that "the pen is mightier than the sword". It's 100% true. These ink-spitting monsters are deadly!
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Item Name: Bat
Item Description: Among the few mammals capable of flight, bats are a lot like winged mice, or in some cases, foxes!
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Item Name: Skink
Item Description: Not just one of your average lizards. Their. Tongues. Are. BLUE.
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Item Name: Crown
Item Description: Headgear fit for a ruler! Take care not to lose your head while wearing it.
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Item Name: Egg
Item Description: What creature laid this egg, you ask? It was probably a chicken, but it'd sure be cool if it was something else, eh?
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Item Name: Dragon Fruit
Item Description: More properly known as a "pitahaya", this fruit has a rather unremarkable flavor similar to a bland melon or kiwifruit.
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Item Name: Duct Tape
Item Description: Ah, duct tape—the king of temporary fixes. It's also a fast and easy over-the-mouth gag!
Category: Misc.
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Item Name: Fetters
Item Description: Sometimes, I think these fetters just weigh me down. It's what they are wont to do, after all.
Category: Misc.
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Item Name: Gag
Item Description: Actually pretty useless for keeping someone quiet. It just makes them unintelligible and drooly... don't ask.
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Item Name: Straitjacket
Item Description: A staple of Hollywood psychiatric wards; you ain't moving your arms in one of these babies!
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