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Post by Zhong on Jul 3, 2015 17:49:44 GMT -5
This little piggy went to market.
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Post by Panther on Jul 4, 2015 13:14:09 GMT -5
Item name: Katana Item Description: A curved, slender, single-edged Japanese blade with a circular or squared guard and long grip to accommodate two hands. Slashing capability is better than the longsword. But it tends to lose against the longsword in term of thrusting. Also, it can cut through a tank! No, really! I saw it on the internet somewhere. Item image: Any Katana picture. Item name: Auto 9 Item Description: A borderline fictional piece of select-fire hardware that'll have creeps scrambling to figure out whose move it is. Dead or alive, you're coming with me. Item Image: Click for the image of Robocop's Auto 9 |
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Post by Zhong on Jul 4, 2015 14:29:57 GMT -5
Added, along with a fitting suggestion from someone else—apple pie!
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Post by Panther on Jul 4, 2015 20:29:51 GMT -5
Nuclear! Why the **** not? Item Name: Nuclear Bunker Buster Item Description: That's right, your very own WMD! Use with caution--the blast area on this earth penetrating weapon is simply ginormous. Item Image: ClickMore guns.... because 'Merica, **** yeah! Happy Independence Day for Americans! Item Name: Combat Rifle Item Description: The latest piece of American technology delivers a highly advanced and modular assault rifle with incredible accuracy, stopping power, recoil control, and reliability. You can even barely feel the recoil! Probably the best assault rifle in the world. The 6.8mm rounds give great amount of stopping power and accuracy. It comes with a 4x optical gunsight for mid-long range engagement, angle grip for better stability, Infrared Illuminator, and suppressor for taking out the bad guys without making too much noise. There are badass looking skull painted on the magazines too! The price might cause a big bang to your bucks though. Item Picture: Click
Item Name: Combat SMG Item Description: Belgian-made bullpup submachine gun with a large, 50 rounds magazine. Many people said that it's the one of the best, or probably the best SMG in the world. That's right. The 5.7mm rounds cause more stopping power and penetrating capability while maintaining good recoil control and accuracy. The red dot sight is there for easier targeting, and the suppressor allows for stealthy kills. The price isn't cheap though. Item Picture: Click |
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Post by Mardox on Jul 4, 2015 21:37:17 GMT -5
I'll be purchasing nukes for reasons that are definitely not sinister and malevolent....
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Post by Zhong on Jul 4, 2015 22:06:00 GMT -5
Riiiight.
Anyway, I'm on an iPad right now, and I tried to find a workaround to resizing the images, but it doesn't seem to work, so I'll probably not be adding these tonight unless I can get on my computer later.
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Post by Zhong on Jul 5, 2015 10:51:00 GMT -5
Done.
I also tried another workaround, but that one didn't work either. It's probably a bug in the Monetary Shop (it's in alpha, so that's understandable). I could fix it by adding some selectors to the site's CSS, but I don't know if DerpBacon wants anyone editing that.
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Post by Panther on Jul 5, 2015 11:37:08 GMT -5
Item Name: Group of People
Item Description: Hire a group of people for.... anything! They can be workers, bodyguards, soldiers, chefs, or even suicide bombers at your disposal! Heck, you can even eat them if you want!
Item Image: Nevermind
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Post by Zhong on Jul 5, 2015 11:41:01 GMT -5
Lol. Where would that even go? Animals? Misc.? ...Food?
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Post by Panther on Jul 5, 2015 11:42:06 GMT -5
... Yes, I think xD They will be classified as mammals!  |
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Post by Zhong on Jul 5, 2015 11:45:17 GMT -5
How about just one and I use this generic human icon? |
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Post by Panther on Jul 5, 2015 11:47:20 GMT -5
Yeah, I think that's better.
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Post by Zhong on Jul 5, 2015 11:57:24 GMT -5
So that's done. I wonder what I'll do with these two little guys now...
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Post by Panther on Jul 5, 2015 12:03:50 GMT -5
Pour something and eat them?
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Post by Zhong on Jul 5, 2015 12:16:25 GMT -5
Barbecue sauce? Don't think I'll add it to the shop, but it sure sounds good.
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