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Post by Derpino on Oct 26, 2015 17:30:13 GMT -5
"Shut your ass up," Maximus growls through gritted teeth. He shakes his head and walks forward, saluting a wolf-human soldier. "Report?"
"The chamber's up the mountain. We haven't found anything around its entrance, but there are some enemy troops towards the bottom. Should we attack?"
"No. Stay on the defense for now," Maximus orders.
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Post by Sent on Oct 26, 2015 17:43:07 GMT -5
"Oi! Who're you telling to shut up!? This is serious fookin' business!" Silas says, cautiously pouring holy water (or was it whisky?) Around the perimeter of their general area. "We should find a place to bunker down, because right now we're in deep shit, man, deep shit! The shapeshifter lord is still mad at me for banging his daughter, and I may have been carousing with quite a few choice historical figures during the Danse Macabre ten years ago..."
He hears some rustling further down the mountain, and jumps with a startled cry, quickly throwing a silvered axe at the noise and braining a spooky skeleton soldier.
"Mardox, what have you done!?"
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Oct 26, 2015 19:01:32 GMT -5
Chris clears his throat, before crying: "GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!"
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Slasher
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Post by Slasher on Oct 26, 2015 19:21:02 GMT -5
Slasher leans over to Chris, swallowing the Cheetos in his mouth. "I want whatever that guy is on."
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Post by Sent on Oct 26, 2015 22:20:47 GMT -5
"I'm completely serious!" Silas says, "you meet a lot of people in my multiversal evil-slaying line of work, and, undoubtedly, you're going to fuck some of them... And when that happens, you don't want someone making you inadvertently sign a contract giving all those exes, their families, and their new boyfriends free range to kill you and everyone you know... We gotta keep 'em from getting further into Cystia at all costs!"
Silas pulls out a wolfsbane-scented lysol can and sprays the air with fervor.
"Good news, though, most of 'em are either undead or some other form of supernatural, so they have silly weaknesses!... And it's all quite hilarious and thematic, what with all this Halloween shit that's been going on lately."
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Oct 26, 2015 23:15:17 GMT -5
"Me too. I say we knock him right the fuck out and find his dope." Chris whispers to Slasher.
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Post by Slasher on Oct 26, 2015 23:31:14 GMT -5
"I'm down to clown," Slasher replies.
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Midnight
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Post by Midnight on Oct 27, 2015 0:09:39 GMT -5
"I know what you mean Silas, I was almost just roasted by the daughter of King D, aka The Devil because I snuck off in the middle of the night." He says with a wide grin. "It was worth it though!"
Midnight then turns to Maximus and says:
"He might be onto something, Maximus, if the demons go further from the mountain and deeper into our lands, then it will be easier for us to get into the Chamber."
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Post by Sent on Oct 27, 2015 13:13:01 GMT -5
Silas, once he's enveloped the ground around himself in a sea of seemingly random holy symbols ranging from Hebrew holy words to Halaal certificates, finally lets his guard down and wipes his brow, "I'd hate to imagine, rubbing elbows with the dark magician crowd as you do, what horrible shit we'd all have to deal with if Mardox allowed all of your exes to invade your homeland and kill everything..."
Just then, the sound of marching can be heard down the hill.
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Midnight
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Post by Midnight on Oct 29, 2015 14:42:44 GMT -5
OOC: Bump?
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Post by Derpino on Oct 29, 2015 16:13:43 GMT -5
"Well, the demons never leave their chamber," Maximus explains. "At least, from the reports of my people. Now, all we have to do is...go in, really." His black ears flick. "The real threats are inside the chamber, not its entrance."
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Post by Panther on Oct 29, 2015 18:58:52 GMT -5
"Awaiting for your order," a voice murmurs through Maximus' earpiece, which is Raven. He is currently lying on the top of a rock with his sniper rifle.
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Post by Derpino on Oct 29, 2015 19:04:18 GMT -5
Maximus barks into his earpiece, "Come in. Stick with the walls and advance through the chamber."
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Oct 29, 2015 19:23:58 GMT -5
Chris, Slasher, and Claw arrive in the DeLorean. Chris emerges, shotgun in hand, shouting: "ALL FUCKING RIGHT, WHO'S READY TO KICK SOME DEMON ASS?"
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The Great and Lovable Peridot
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Post by The Great and Lovable Peridot on Oct 29, 2015 22:26:20 GMT -5
"I'm ready!" DD says, the Griffin riders moved swiftly between the trees.
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