Chris
Crew of the Yellow Submarine
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Nigga when you uh when you uh when uh when uh when uh when uh when you uh
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CYS Account: Chris113022
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Post by Chris on Oct 23, 2015 10:10:09 GMT -5
Chris frantically looks around for a gun, then realizes he doesn't have one. "Um... Fuck."
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Slasher
Crew of the Yellow Submarine
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Post by Slasher on Oct 23, 2015 11:58:35 GMT -5
Slasher sighs, leaning back in the seat. "So, no bank robbing, then."
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Chris
Crew of the Yellow Submarine
ERROR
Nigga when you uh when you uh when uh when uh when uh when uh when you uh
Posts: 743
CYS Account: Chris113022
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Post by Chris on Oct 23, 2015 12:39:10 GMT -5
"Oh waaaaaaaaaaaait." Chris says, pulling out his double barrel shotgun that he forgot he had in his pocket. "LET'S GO ROB A FUCKING BANK!" He shouts, doing another line and flying away. He then magically shouts to Derpino, probably a million miles away, and asks: "Hey, Max! Where's the nearest bank?" |
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Midnight
Faction Wars Game Master
The Eternal God of Death
Piss me off and I'll make you in a dress wearing zombie
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Post by Midnight on Oct 23, 2015 13:39:51 GMT -5
"Oh waaaaaaaaaaaait." Chris says, pulling out his double barrel shotgun that he forgot he had in his pocket. "LET'S GO ROB A FUCKING BANK!" He shouts, doing another line and flying away. He then magically shouts to Derpino, probably a million miles away, and asks: "Hey, Max! Where's the nearest bank?" Both could then feel a smack on their heads with a annoyed voice yelling at them: "We're here to kill demons, not rob banks that belong to DERPINO'S EMPIRE!" The voice shouted. Behind them was a pissed off Midnight, he was a bit charred as if he had just jumped in a lava pit. |
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Chris
Crew of the Yellow Submarine
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Nigga when you uh when you uh when uh when uh when uh when uh when you uh
Posts: 743
CYS Account: Chris113022
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Post by Chris on Oct 23, 2015 14:09:55 GMT -5
"How the fuck did you get into my DeLorean?!" Chris asks, not even bothering to rub his head.
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Slasher
Crew of the Yellow Submarine
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Post by Slasher on Oct 23, 2015 14:36:38 GMT -5
"Ah shit, we've been busted." Slasher says, putting the cocaine back in the glove box.
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Post by Derpino on Oct 23, 2015 15:21:39 GMT -5
Maximus shakes his head. "They're fucked," he murmurs as he grabs his own equipment and marches into the forest. He takes out his prized dubstep gun, Dubstepy, and slowly makes his way forward. "We should be meeting my troops if we just pass these woods without making any noise," he notes aloud to alert Raven. "I've sent them scouting the mountain for any dangers."
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The Great and Lovable Peridot
Captain Korr's Crew
The Seven Seas Dragon
I have ferrokinesis!!!!
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Post by The Great and Lovable Peridot on Oct 23, 2015 16:26:34 GMT -5
DD does a hand sign to the troops, and the Griffins land on the ground.
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Midnight
Faction Wars Game Master
The Eternal God of Death
Piss me off and I'll make you in a dress wearing zombie
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Post by Midnight on Oct 24, 2015 3:28:46 GMT -5
"How the fuck did you get into my DeLorean?!" Chris asks, not even bothering to rub his head. "I can open portals anywhere, idiots!" He said angered. "Get to where we're supposed to go!" He said. "I'll never try to bang a succubus queen again in my life!" |
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Chris
Crew of the Yellow Submarine
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Nigga when you uh when you uh when uh when uh when uh when uh when you uh
Posts: 743
CYS Account: Chris113022
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Post by Chris on Oct 24, 2015 18:55:26 GMT -5
"... Succubus queen?" Chris asks.
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Post by Panther on Oct 24, 2015 19:10:41 GMT -5
"Got it," Raven complies. He slings his rifle over his back and proceeds to use his shadow magic. He disappears in shadows before proceeding to jump from a high place to another, which are good sniping spots. Should he spot hostiles, he'll hide and inform the others of their presence.
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Post by Sent on Oct 26, 2015 10:06:31 GMT -5
*internets shudder*
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Post by Sent on Oct 26, 2015 10:12:06 GMT -5
"My god!" says a familiar voice, swiftly approaching the CYStians, "We're fucked! We're all fucked!"
There's something distinctly different about Silas this time around. He's dressed all in black leather, wearing trench coat of what looks like dyed crocodile, and covered in silver charms and holy symbols.
"Any of you see a purple portal around here!?" He says, with franticness and urgency, "Someone please tell me we have some spare funk/folk metal lying around... HAND ME THE GODDAMN SALT, STAT!"
He hurriedly throws a wooden steak into the bush he jumped out of, and starts chanting an ancient Sporkian Prayer.
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Chris
Crew of the Yellow Submarine
ERROR
Nigga when you uh when you uh when uh when uh when uh when uh when you uh
Posts: 743
CYS Account: Chris113022
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Post by Chris on Oct 26, 2015 10:38:59 GMT -5
A narrator appears before Sent, before speaking in a gentlesir manner: "I do believe that you have not caught up on the timeline and that you are now speaking of something we have passed quite some time ago. Allow me to recap for you: gentlesirs Chris and Slasher were planning on robbing a bank, but were stopped shortly by gentlesir Claw and being forced to the battlefield. I haven't the foggiest idea of what everyone else is doing. Farewall lad, and I tip to you." The narrator tips his fedora and leaves.
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Post by Sent on Oct 26, 2015 12:12:32 GMT -5
"That's not the point!" Silas shouts in frustration across the battlefield, "Do any of you have any idea what Halloween really is!? Do you know what the hell is about to go down!? Thanks to some shady fine print during a bet I made with Mardox, Halloween is the one night all my exes have free reign to do whatever the fuck they want! And not just the normal, nice ones! Remember when I said I fucked a Mind Flayer once? Well... I also fucked a Dragon Mistress, and a Chaos Elementess, and an Oni, and at least 2 Orcs..."
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