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Post by Hey look it's Tim on Sept 2, 2015 3:56:31 GMT -5
Hi, guys! (and laydeez (nutz))
This thread will be for story time!
Stay tuned for bedtime stories and such!
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Post by Panther on Sept 2, 2015 4:05:51 GMT -5
Daddy, Give me a story!
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Post by Hey look it's Tim on Sept 2, 2015 4:14:58 GMT -5
K. Once upon a time, there was a knight. His name was... Knight Swagman McDankington the 3rd. |
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Post by Hey look it's Tim on Sept 2, 2015 4:16:46 GMT -5
He was on a quest.
From...
Lord...
HEINEKEN!
Yes! Lord Heineken and his round table!
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Post by Hey look it's Tim on Sept 2, 2015 4:19:06 GMT -5
He was sent to retrieve.... Uh...
THE SWORD OF INFINITE MLG!
To stop it from falling into wrong hands!
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Post by Hey look it's Tim on Sept 2, 2015 4:21:14 GMT -5
The sword was on on top of an active volcano, right above the fires of which it had been forged.
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Post by Hey look it's Tim on Sept 2, 2015 4:25:39 GMT -5
After many obstacles, Knight McDankington had reached the sword in the stone.
As he grasped the sword to remove it from the stone, words had appeared in front of him:
"Whomever shall possess this sword shall have unlimited power. "
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Post by Hey look it's Tim on Sept 2, 2015 4:27:28 GMT -5
Why would Lord Heineken not have just asked the knight to destroy the sword?
Unless...
He had bamboozled him!
He wanted the power for himself!
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Post by Hey look it's Tim on Sept 2, 2015 4:32:20 GMT -5
Knight McDankington knew what he had to do.
He tried throwing the sword into the fire, but it would just fly back to the stone, as if it knew of it's imminent demise.
The gods were angry at knight McDankington as well. The sword was forged from the blood of the Almighty Gaben himself. The would not have his death in vain.
There was a storm! With tornados! And lightning! And piercing rain! On a volcano!
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Post by Hey look it's Tim on Sept 2, 2015 4:34:51 GMT -5
Knight McDankington had no other options.
He walked to the edge of the volcano, the heat nearly killing him there.
And he plunged the sword as far as it would go through his abdomen.
And jumped into the volcano.
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Post by Hey look it's Tim on Sept 2, 2015 4:39:38 GMT -5
The Sword, destroyed, caused not only chaos in Lord Heineken's round table, but the afterlife as well.
Knight McDankington was imprisoned in the afterlife, chained with both arms across the room, hanging in midair. Each day, at about noon, two angels would Pierce both sides of his abdomen with replicas of the sword over and over for hours.
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Post by Hey look it's Tim on Sept 2, 2015 4:42:45 GMT -5
They say that if you visit the now long-dormant volcano, if you listen close enough, at noon, you can hear his screams of agony and pleads of rest to this very day.
The End.
^_^
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Post by Panther on Sept 2, 2015 4:56:10 GMT -5
Ah, daddy's attempt in storywriting, huh?
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Post by Zhong on Sept 2, 2015 5:04:08 GMT -5
Simply enthralling.
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Post by Hey look it's Tim on Sept 2, 2015 9:59:44 GMT -5
Nah. I don't write stories. I tell them.
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
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