The Quest For The Holy Grail

[Chris]

The year is 1379 A.D., a time of knights, castles, dragons, and magic! In this time, the great King Awesomesauce the fifty-first has-
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The year is 1379 A.D., King Awesom-
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The year is 1379 A.D., King Arthur has gathered a group of men and women to aid him in his quest for the Holy Grail. It will be a dangerous journey, but these brave people care not. Prepare to laugh your leggins off as we go on an adventure where we shall encounter a killer rabbit, a Trojan bunny, the Knigts Who Say 'Ni', and many more in...

The Quest For The Holy Grail!

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"Ah, I see the Knights of The Round Table have gathered!" Arthur exclaims, "Now, I must go on a quest to find the Holy Grail for reasons unknown, and I require that all of you to accompany me, again, for reasons unknown!"

[Goody2Shoes]

"Do I have to?"

[Sent]

"Da, leader." Says sir Ivan of the far East, stroking his scowling mustache and moving about in his heavy, pointy-helmeted armor to face his king, "I am afraid I must have to be asking you the same thingk. If the reasons are unkown, why then do we have to come with you?"

[Chris]

OOC: I just noticed that people actually replied, lel.

BIC: Arthur looks at Ivan and the other. "Good point." Arthur proceeds to ponder the reasons, when suddenly a large disembodied head appears in the room; "Fools!" The head shouts, shaking the entire room, "You must find the Holy Grail for me! For if you do not, then I shall... Hm, I know not of what I will do now, but it shall be horrible!" Then, the head disappears without another word.

[Sent]

"Pardon my apologies," says Ivan to the head, still perfecting his English, "But who the fuck are you?"

[Chris]

The head, having disappeared, magically reappears. "I am God, Sir Ivan. Now, I must be returning to Heaven; it's Jesus' 13th birthday... Little bastard needs me to be there and all that shite..." With that, the head disappears once more.