The Official Item Suggestion Thread

[Zhong]

You can't take this from me!

[Sent]

Aug 25, 2015 0:35:07 GMT -5 Zhong said:

You can't take this from me!

But I have! I took it when I submitted the Kilij, Azurite, Beef splitter, hookshot (I think?), Box of Cubans, and Klein Bottle.

[Sent]

More food!

Name: Harshbrowns
Desc: This notoriously salty dish for notoriously salty people adds some extra cruelty (and some much needed deliciousness) to your posts.
Sect: food
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Name: Slab of Meat
Desc: As Lao Tzu once said: "A bowl is most useful when it is empty." Here we provide you with this slab of meat at the point of its highest potential: Completely fucking raw.
Section: food
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Name: Penguinite Melon Wine
Desc: A delicious beverage made during prehistoric times by a lost tribe of Penguinite artisans when they weren't busy murdering the shit out of Snow Orcs. These days, the real thing clocks in at about 500 proof and has no tastebud-activating molecules left in it whatsoever, but modern reproductions like this are quite flavorful.
Section: food
Image:
Too fucking big!


Name: Mead
Desc: A favorite of Vikings, Scottish Warriors, Huns, Mongols, Rajputs, Gilgamesh, Egyptians, and sapient bears. Now you too can enjoy fermented honey like a badass!
Section: Food
Image:
Also too fucking big.

Name: Grilled Cheese Sandwich (Light)
Desc: Grilled bread and delicious mozzarella with tomato and pesto added in. A succulent, delectable, and completely awesome sandwich if ever there was one!......... What more do you expect me to say!?
Section: Food
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Name: Grilled Cheese Sandwich (Heavy Duty)
Description: stacked high with caramelized onions and caramelized pork ribs, filled with cheese and slapped between two slices of hot Frenchbread, there's no better way to shock and disgust Islamic terrorists than biting into one of these things!
Section: Food
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[Zhong]

I gotcha.

[Mr. Ring Ring]

Item Name: Toast
Item Description: Probably the best food ever.
Category: Food
Image:
 

[Zhong]

Hear that? Willow proposes a toast!

[Sent]

Name: Mirror Shield
Desc: This magical thing has a habit of not only deflecting blows, but reflecting forces (Magical or otherwise) back at the person or thing who hit it. It's also supposedly made of silver and glass, but nothing anyone's hit it with has been strong enough to break it... Come to think of it, it's never tarnished either...
Section: Weapons
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Name: Kiteshield
Desc: It can block and redirect force like nobody's business, but if you're anything like me, you'll be regretfully aware of the fact that it just doesn't pack the same force as a circular shield when you try punching people in the face with it. Unless you wield it along your forearm Dark-Souls style, of course.
Section: Weapons
Pic:
Too big.


Name: Peacock Feather
Desc: This magificent technicolor tailfeather is a pivotal feature in all manner of ancient mythology, obscure symbolism, and psychedelic rock music videos.
Section: Misc
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Name: Spiky Shield
Desc: You might be wondering, "Why the fuck would I ever use a shield!? Then I'd have to put down my other weapon!" Well, I have some good news for you, my berserking friend, because this shield IS a weapon! Now you can finally use all your shield-related one-liners as you put down bad guys, like "Oooh, right in the Scutum!" "Aegis you're just not as good as I am." "Well ain't that a load o' Bull-wark!?" "If I were you, I'd be escutcheon on back to wherever I came from!" or "I hereby targe you with first degree murder"!... I've been building these up for a while...
Section: Weapons
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[Sent]

It's officially one of my life goals to submit more items than any other member.

[Sent]

Name: Wild Cherry
Desc: From just the cover, you'd be forgiven for thinking that this was a fruit porno, but in truth, it's all about a rock band getting progressively more hip as the white boys learn to play that funky music... Presumably until they die untimely deaths due to exposure...
Section: Misc
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Name: Highway to Hell
Desc: AC/DC's fifth (And Bon Scott's last) album. Containing some of my personal favorites, like "If you Want Blood" "Touch too Much" and the titular "Highway to Hell", this is the ideal playlist for training montages and/or beating the crap out of hoodlums.
Section: Misc
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Name: For those about to Rock
Desc: Another badass AC/DC album. An album that went platinum, like, five times. Packed with all manner of badass guitar riffs and suggestive song titles and lyrics to make the boring prudes puke all over themselves, it's an important part of any music enthusiast's phonic nutrition.
Section: Misc
Image:

[Zoroveemew]

Name: Cookie
Description: Not only a food, but a weapon. The cookie has the aerodynamics of a ninja star, and the edibleness of... well, a cookie.
Section: Food
Image: encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRq37_rcXegqDjvegprinaOPELGo52n53ukZBJ1p_sDPE-L4ckjDA This is the only one I could find...

[Chris]

Name: The Doors (Album)
Desc.: The first album by The Doors, which is probably their best. Featuring a lot of great songs, such as (In chronological order) 'Break On Through (To The Other Side)', 'Soul Kitchen', 'The Crystal Ship', 'Twentieth Century Fox', 'Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar)', 'Light My Fire', 'Back Door Man', and the epic 11-minute long finale 'The End' featuring a contraversial retelling of the Greek myth of Oedipus. Needless to say, this album is pretty darn good.
Category: Misc.
Image: Any image of the album.

Name: The Doors (Band)
Desc.: Probably the best American rock band ever, featuring (In order of left to right on the photo) drummer John Densmore, guitarist Robby Krieger, keyboardist Ray Manzarek, and the legendary frontman, Mr. Mojo Risin, the Lizard King, Jim Morrison! WARNING: Don't give Jim alcohol or drugs. Just don't.
Category: Any category you feel they belong, but I think they'd go into Animals.
Image: Click.

[bolt78625]

Item Name: Nyan Cat
Item Description: This is a Nyan Cat. It's really cute and best of all, it's not picky! Here's some broccoli, little kitty. Oh dear. Yes, this is Bolt78625. Hello pet cemetery.  
Category: Animals
Image: I can't get it to show up here, but here's the link:

 www.glogster.com/sophialovespsy1/nyan-cat/g-6knuv4u7ok3uigsj0293ja0 

It's the one that's drawn that has the bangs, and it's not moving.

[Zhong]

Got almost all of 'em, except bolt78625, your link is leading me to a 404 page.

Edit: I think I found it.

[Mr. Ring Ring]

Item Name: Vincent
Item Description: He's an adorable, toast loving murderer! :3
Category: Animals
Image:


(Sorry I had to xD)

[Mr. Ring Ring]

If you want, i'll make the image smaller.